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clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

alphena:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

I uh… I understand that that is comedy, and this guy is saying this for comedy’s sake; and I understand that this is also something that actually happened…

But for those reblogging this seriously, and for those who DO NOT UNDERSTAND TOLKIEN AND HOBBIT LORE…

Hobbits come in three different “breeds”:

The Fallohides, which are the ones you see throughout the LOTR and Hobbit movies, the ones in the Shire, etc etc.
Then there’s the Stoors, and the Harfoots, which are ones NOT SEEN in any of the movies because they reside ELSEWHERE IN MIDDLE EARTH. Those ones have different builds, have darker skin tones, and different ways of living than those from the Shire, WHICH IS WHAT THEY WERE CASTING FOR BACKGROUND CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIES.

This wasn’t about fucking racism, it was about being fucking canonical and not breaking lore. You wouldn’t see a Stoor or a Harfoot in the Shire, because that’s not where they are seen in Middle Earth.

Reblogged without reading. Am now neutral. Also, I tooootally deleted someones comment. Haha.

(via commander-bunbuns)

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

(via recreationalcannibalism)

http://commander-bunbuns.tumblr.com/post/97753550951/why-cant-plane-tickets-be-like-10-dollars

commander-bunbuns:

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

Because planes use 5 gallons per mile of fuel. No. Not 5 miles per gallon. FIVE GALLONS per MILE. That’s 36 THOUSAND gallons for a 10hr flight. And let me tell you jet fuel ain’t cheap.

The smallest plane, let’s say, has 50 rows with three seats on…

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)

durbikins:

pixdi:

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explain yourself nintendo

Arthritis

(via commander-bunbuns)

get to know me meme: [6/20] favorite fictional characters → veronica mars

“If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens.

(via lovelykristenbell)

kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

(via recreationalcannibalism)